Humor

Humor is always important, a mild form of stress relief. It seems that someone is always telling a joke, we here it every where. I have heard in sad times and in happy times whether it is at a funeral, a wedding, hospital, office or sitting on the beach. If you have one that you would like to send in we would be happy to let everyone read it.

I AM YOUR TRAVEL AGENT

I HAVE ADVANCED DEGREERS IN ACCOUNTING, PUBLIC RELATIONS, MARKETING,BUSINESS, COMPUTER SCIENCE, CIVIL ENGINEERING AND SWAHILI.

I CAN ALSO READ MINDS.

OF COURSE I STILL HAVE THE PACKAGE RESERVATION YOU PUT ON HOLD SIX YEARS AGO EVEN THOUGH YOU NEVER CAME IN TO PURCHASE IT.

IT`S NOT A PROBLEM TO GIVE YOU SEVEN CONNECTING NON- SMOKING, RIVERSIDE SUITES WITH TWO KING BEDS IN EACH, ROLLAWAYS AND YES I CAN INSTALL A WET BAR.

I KNOW IT`S MY FAULT THAT THE HOTEL DOES NOT HAVE A HELICOPTER LANDING PAD.

I AM YOUR TRAVEL AGENT

I AM EXPECTED TO SPEAK ALL LANGUAGES.

IT IS OBVIOUS TO ME THAT WHEN BOOKED YOUR FLIGHT FOR FRIDAY YOU REALLY MEANT SATURDAY.

I AM YOUR TRAVEL AGENT

I UNDERSTAND THAT THE MCGILLICOTTY WIDGET MFG. CO. IS A VAST EMPIRE THAT WILL MAKE OR BREAK OUR AGENCY.

YES, I AM LYING WHEN I SAY THAT THE $100 FLIGHT FOR TOMORROW IS SOLD OUT.

BUT IT`S NOT A PROBLEM FOR ME TO QUICKLY CONSTRUCT SEVERAL MORE 747?S.

IT`S NOT MY FAULT THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO FLY TOMORROW TOO.

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWAN YOU WERE COMING IN.

I AM YOUR TRAVEL AGENT.

I AM QUITE CAPABLE OF CHECKING ALL THE FLIGHTS IN SEPTEMBER TO SEE WHICH ONE IS THE CHEAPEST, ANSWERING 12 INCOMING PHONE CALLS, PULLING TOGETHER 8 DOCUMENTS WHILE FINDING OUT WHY HOLLAND AMERICA CRUISES WON?T GIVE YOU A REFUND, THOUGH YOU REFUSED RBC TRAVEL INSURANCE.

I ALWAYS KNOW WHICH AIRLINES SERVES THE BEST VEGETARIAN MEAL.

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO SEE AND DO IN EVERY CITY IN FIFTEEN MINUTES WITHOUT SPENDING ANY MONEY.

I TAKE PERSONAL BLAME FOR AIRLINE DELAYS, TRAFFIC JAMS, RENTAL CAR FLAT TIRES, BAD WEATHER, LOST LUGGAGE AND THE NATIONAL ECONOMY.

I REALIZE YOU MEANT TO BOOK YOUR RESERVATION AT THE HILTON, PEOPLE ALWAYS CONFUSE IT WITH THE GALAXY DELIGHT MOTEL OF ANTARTICA.

OF COURSE I CAN GET YOU A CHEAP RATE BECAUSE YOU?VE BEEN A MEMBER OF AAA FOR 30 YEARS.

I AM YOUR TRAVEL AGENT.

I AM EXPECTED TO SMILE, EMPATHIZE, CONSOLE, UP SELL, PERFORM, SING, DANCE, FIX THE PRINTER AND KNOW WHERE OPOSSUM TROL LANE IS BECAUSE..?

I AM YOUR TRAVEL AGENT AND ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU.